- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I am a mime

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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