- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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