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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

No

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I was watching Fox news.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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