- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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