What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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