- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Women.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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