- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Chris is hairy

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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