5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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