what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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