Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

I am quite mature.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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