- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Knock Knock. Come in.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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