- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do fat people commit suicide

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Anyone can post anything.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A russian gives away vodka.

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