- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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