KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Donald Trump

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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