- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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