- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man did not like this site

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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