What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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