Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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