What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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