Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why dont they make black forks

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

The holocaust

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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