- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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