What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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