Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A lot eh?

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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