- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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