- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man did not like this site

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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