What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Golf.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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