- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

this website is a bad joke

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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