- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Communism hehe xd

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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