- Anti Joke

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.