- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Get on the boat.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Where's my baby??

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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