- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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