- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A pope meets another one

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Your're racist.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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