A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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