- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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