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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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