Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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