- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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