- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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