i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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autistic kids rock

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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how man

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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