What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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