- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Grace Ackerson

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

David Cameron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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