- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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