- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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