bite me

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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