Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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