Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Cripples are lame.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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