- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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