Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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