- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Communism hehe xd

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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