Neither did she.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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13 =B you just learned something

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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