- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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