- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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