- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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