- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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