- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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