- Anti Joke

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting