- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

dallen loves penis

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What's big and messy? A big mess

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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