Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Error 37.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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