- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

bangers and mash?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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