- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Get on the boat.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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