- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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