- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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