- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.