Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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