What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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