- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

The chickens have become self-aware!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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