What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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