What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Read a Book.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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