- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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