- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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