- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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