A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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