Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Tony Romo

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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