- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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