- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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