- Anti Joke

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train