Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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