- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

i saw amango it splootered

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

how do you call someone? use a phone

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