What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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