- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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