- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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David Cameron

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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