What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Death by kayak

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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