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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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