- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Jack Stevens

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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