- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

woman's rights

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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