- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Guess what? I like trains.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What rhymes with milk...milf

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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