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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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