- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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