Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

the WNBA.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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