- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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