- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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