Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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David Cameron

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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