Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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