what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Happy Monday!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

read this sentence again.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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