No your aunties a joke

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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whats 2+2? 4

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Anti Joke

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