- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Your mom.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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