Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

asians have slitted eyes lol

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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