what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You know what's cool? Yep.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Want to hear a joke? No.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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