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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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