- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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