What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

XD Jackass.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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