Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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