Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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