What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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