- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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