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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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