Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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