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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A seal walks into a club.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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