Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

XD Jackass.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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