Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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