- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Anyone can post anything.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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