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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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