What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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