- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

your mom was so fat that she died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

asians have slitted eyes lol

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

angelo snyder is not ga

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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