I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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