- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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