- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Yes

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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