- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Want to hear a joke? Obama

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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