Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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