- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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