Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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