Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Your mom.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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