- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

batman farted so hes retarded

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

12 niqqa 12.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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