- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

This is an anti-joke.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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