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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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