What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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